conspiracy theory

Whenever I am at the beach, I have this strange suspicion that we are being watched. Aliens from another galaxy are looking down on all of us humans at the beach, baking away in our Earth-oven. And they laugh. How stupid are we, to see global warming occurring and do nothing. Naively, we allow the temperature to increase and thus prepare ourselves for them. We relish in it, love it, flock to the beach and strip off our clothes and the aliens watch and wait, gradually increasing the temperature until we're all crisp and ready to eat.