this is my friend pat

(00:06:40) Me: patrick
(00:06:58) Patrick: my darling.
(00:07:12) Patrick: speak to me.
(00:07:40) Me: seeing avenue q live is 100xs better than listening to it
(00:07:51) Patrick: i'm such a jealous fool
(00:10:08) Patrick: seriously though. i hate it here.
(00:11:18) Me: that bad?
(00:11:18) Patrick: how is home.
(00:11:24) Patrick: just boring.
(00:12:03) Patrick: and hot.
(00:12:43) Me: home is up and down, the temperature cannot make up its mind
(00:12:46) Me: it's still not quite fall
(00:12:51) Me: i'm waiting anxiously
(00:12:54) Me: i'm not ready for winter.
(00:13:00) Me: i just want it to be fall
(00:13:02) Me: and i want to drink cider forever
(00:13:05) Patrick: i wish it would be fall forever.
(00:13:11) Patrick: and summer for two weeks.
(00:13:14) Patrick: one week of winter.
(00:13:16) Patrick: ideal.
(00:14:05) Patrick: bike rides and a ridiculous scarf is what i need.
(00:17:13) Me: i rode my bike today
(00:17:19) Me: but i was not wearing a scarf. not yet.
(00:17:50) Patrick: i hope you have the common sense to wear a scarf only when required.
(00:18:14) Patrick: as a sensible young woman would.
(00:18:21) Me: I am not one of those trendy girls that wear scarves for fashion.
(00:18:29) Me: I wear fashionable scarves for necessity
(00:18:44) Patrick: <3
(00:19:34) Me: right? right.
(00:19:40) Patrick: totally
(00:20:31) Patrick: i'm coming home for two whole weeks.

(00:24:00) Patrick: mom sent me a bible.
(00:24:15) Patrick: it was unexpected.
(00:26:11) Me: why...
(00:26:22) Patrick: i think she worries for my soul
(00:27:46) Me: do you?
(00:27:56) Patrick: not so much.
(00:29:16) Patrick: you and yours?
(00:29:38) Me: eh, not right now
(00:30:16) Me: maybe in a decade
(00:30:24) Me: i'll repent. but no promises
(00:30:37) Patrick: ( :
(00:30:57) Patrick: i may pull a deathbed foot in the door.
(00:32:36) Me: that's cutting it pretty close
(00:33:49) Patrick: a good catholic should feel guilty all the time, for no particular reason.
(00:34:00) Patrick: i'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
(00:37:07) Me: when are you coming home
(00:37:16) Patrick: the week before christmas.
(00:37:46) Me: so you will be home for christmas
(00:37:56) Patrick: yup
(00:39:50) Patrick: with bells on.
(00:40:06) Me: wrap yourself up and give you to me
(00:40:38) Patrick: it will be difficult, but i know my way around tape and scissors.
(00:41:01) Me: :-D
(00:42:32) Patrick: lets get some tea.
(00:42:43) Me: and really fucking shitty chinese food
(00:42:48) Me: and smoke a pack of cigarettes
(00:42:49) Patrick: oh yes, the shittiest
(00:42:54) Patrick: maybe two
(00:43:16) Patrick: and some awful cheap wine.
(00:43:22) Patrick: anything in a box.
(00:43:41) Me: god yes

(00:57:12) Patrick: god doesnt come to florida
(00:57:21) Me: only the DEVIL
(00:57:33) Patrick: he tries to avoid this place too.
(00:58:06) Me: aw it can't be that bad
(00:58:12) Me: maybe just the situation that has you there
(00:58:13) Patrick: its really not.
(00:58:30) Patrick: i just like to complain.
(00:58:37) Patrick: i'm feeling a little locked down
(01:02:37) Me: do they lock you in your rooms at night?
(01:02:46) Patrick: no
(01:03:00) Patrick: but they might as well
(01:09:17) Patrick: they confiscated my Einstein poster and snoopy figurine.
(01:09:22) Patrick: my world has been shaken.
(01:09:25) Me: whyyyyyyyy
(01:09:30) Me: why would they do that
(01:09:47) Patrick: random inspections. everything is supposed to be locked up and perfect.
(01:11:00) Me: will you get it back
(01:11:18) Patrick: yeah.
(01:11:52) Patrick: i hope!
(01:12:00) Patrick: otherwise this place is getting burned to the ground